Down in front! You make a better door than a window
Close the door, do you live in a barn?
With all of the lights on, you must own stock in the electric company!
When I get to heaven, I am going to have a talk with the Old Man about my wife dying before I did.
Oh come on!
You make a better door than a window
Close the door! Do you own stock in the electric company?
Some things you just can’t change
Jesus wept!
It’s hard to grow old gracefully
Read ’em and weep!
Gone, but not forgotten
When I get to heaven, I am going to have a talk with the “Old Man”.
I am in no hurry to die. Nobody has ever come back from the dead to tell me what a wonderful time that they are having.
Son, do you think that I should start going to church?
Why would you want me change? I won’t be recognizable!
My dad was a real BRUTE.
You got your smarts from your mother, I was really a dummy in school.
Son, can I just live on chocolate?
I want to go out with a bang!
They gave him the “bum’s rush”.
Will we all meet again?
I worked two jobs because I hated being in debt
When I got back from the Navy in 1947, I confronted my father, and I threatened to kill him if he ever laid a hand on my mother again.
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